arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
a couple days ago someone in my calc class asked if teachers were allowed to wear shorts and my friend turns, looks them dead in the eye, and with a stolid expression goes
"Teachers do not have legs. They wear long pants to hide this.They cannot wear shorts or people will know they don’t have legs."
And now the weather
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.