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itscauseyoureafuckinelf:

likewolfandcat:

lemony-socks:

rabidchild:

ponywithafez:

This video is titled “SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

I cannot unsee this.

“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

ohmygod

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weeddaddy:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

sounds like he died after this photo was taken

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feminism5ever:

For all you gross cop apologists + people who haven’t been keeping up:

  1. Autopsy showed no sign of struggle. Also, the autopsy showed the bullet wounds on the inside of his arm which means that his arms had to be up.
  2. The picture of the CT scan that’s being passed…
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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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e-zeekiel:

advanced-penguins:

a couple days ago someone in my calc class asked if teachers were allowed to wear shorts and my friend turns, looks them dead in the eye, and with a stolid expression goes
"Teachers do not have legs. They wear long pants to hide this.They cannot wear shorts or people will know they don’t have legs." 

And now the weather

08.28.14 ♥ 12

witchsistah:

Writer Beware

the-right-writing:

the-right-writing:

Writer Beware makes posts on which publishing houses to avoid at all costs, which words to look for and which words to watch out for in contracts, and several other things that will keep you in control and…

08.27.14 ♥ 10012

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

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